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Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.

BEYOND 50 SHADES OF GREY...

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.

BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...

Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys—or girls—down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.

BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...

Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.

BEYOND THUNDERDOME...

This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all.

This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...

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Fifty Shades of Alice Through the Looking Glass

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND WAS JUST THE BEGINNING...

Eighteen-year-old Alice recently had an unprecedented erotic experience. But her adventures have only just begun to heat up.

NOW SHE MUST TRAVEL THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS...

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Lewis, Alice enters a strange fantasy world where every pleasure—no matter how kinky—is indulged.

INTO TOTAL ECSTASY!! WITH TWO EXCLAMATION POINTS!!

Alice is subjected to amorous escapades beyond her wildest dreams, and taken to the very limit of sexual endurance. During her carnal encounters with all manner of men and women, she is teased to tears by a bondage master, thoroughly used in a three way, enlightened to the sensual joys of a female touch, taken to a sex shop to test different erotic toys, given several very special piercings, and is dragged to the Hall of Denied Orgasms where she must fight the frumious Jabbercocky to save all of Looking Glass Land. And you know what we mean by "fight"...

This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice through the looking glass, if you dare...

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Fifty Shades of Alice at the Hellfire Club

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

THE PULSE-POUNDING CONCLUSION TO THE BESTSELLING SERIES!

Twenty-three year-old Alice is stuck in a ho-hum marriage, bored with quickie vanilla sex. So she and her husband, Lewis, sign a contract with the notorious Hellfire Club in order to inject some spice into their love life.

But things get dicey when Alice's most decadent fantasies are brought to life, and she begins to fear that they'll never be allowed to leave.

The third short novel in the 50 Shades of Alice trilogy, this descent into naughtiness features the same colorful characters, kinky thrills, and offbeat humor as the previous bestselling titles.

This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh.

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The Complete Fifty Shades of Alice


Eighteen-year-old Alice is sexually unfulfilled. But then she follows a very special white rabbit to places beyond her wildest erotica imagination. There are no nice boys—or girls—down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.

From escapades in a sexual Wonderland, to some hot encounters through the Looking Glass, and on to the infamous Hellfire Club, this isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.

The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, for only the most adventurous readers.

THE COMPLETE FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE

It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh, just like you.

Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...

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Fifty Shades of Jezebel and the Beanstalk

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

It's not easy being a princess in a fairytale. Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny.

When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy learns the true meaning of "happy ending."

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Fifty Shades of Puss in Boots

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

The only thing worse than a sexy ex-boyfriend is a sexy ex-boyfriend who became hugely successful.

After breaking up with her slacker boyfriend, Jezebel starts her own matchmaking service, guaranteed to find anyone's perfect sexual partner. But when her first big client turns out to be her ex (who somehow shed his lack of ambition and became a billionaire), Jezzy will have to put aside their history in order to find him a wife. But will old feelings get in the way?

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Fifty Shades of Goldilocks

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

On the day before her gigantic Fairytaleland wedding to billionaire Jack Horner, Jezebel is confused. Tormented by feelings of doubt and drooping self-esteem, she goes to the infamous Hellfire Club Spa for relaxation, and hopefully transformation. But can she learn to like herself again before saying "I do"?

Perhaps. But she'll need to have a lot of great sex with strangers.

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The Complete Fifty Shades of Jezebel


Jezebel is searching for sexual fulfillment, and a soulmate so she can live happily ever after. Her quest leads her up a beanstalk to a fairy tale land where her wildest, kinkiest fantasies come true.

From the debauchery and danger of the Ghastlibad Forest, to finding the perfect partner for her billionaire ex-boyfriend, to induging in her darkest desires the night before her wedding, Jezebel embarks on a journey of discovery that's nothing like the Mother Goose you grew up with. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.

The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, for only the most adventurous readers.

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The Sexperts—Fifty Grades of Shay

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

In the future, some people are still prudes...

But Fanny and Peter, instructors at the Siemann Sex Institute, are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group sex instructional videos.

But when a gorgeous, naive blond with sexual super powers arrives at the institute, everything Fanny and Peter know will be exposed and turned upside down ... including their secret feelings for each other.

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The Sexperts—Girl with a Pearl Necklace

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

In the future, some people are still prudes...

And the most prudish of all are the righteous defenders of righteousness at the Purity Foundation. When the director sends her own daughter on an undercover mission to eliminate sexual satisfaction from earth, the only thing standing between the human race and complete and total sexual frustration are the good instructors of the Seimann Sex Institute.

Fanny and Peter, along with new instructors Chastity and Milo, have devoted their lives to ensuring everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. But they will have to use every tool and technique in their arsenal if they are to overcome this new threat, because the Purity Foundation isn't going down...not without a fight.

No sacrifice is too much if the cause is just, and love might the greatest cause of all...

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Want It Bad


Carla thought she had it all together.

Then Jake moved in next door.

She never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially Jake, an escort who specialized in very kinky sex.

But Carla was curious. And rich. And when Jake accepts her as a client, they each may have gotten more than they'd bargained for...

Want It Bad mixes erotic romance with laugh-out-loud humor. Sexy, funny, and outrageous, this is the book you've always wanted to read. A smart, older woman goes on a journey of sexual discovery, and somewhere along the way finds love. Or at least something equally as tasty.

WANT IT BAD
It begins where 50 Shades of Grey left off...

Want It Bad is a 64,000 word contemporary romance by bestselling author Melinda DuChamp. It's hot. It's playful. It's more fun than the last ten books you've read.

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The Seven Year Witch

(short novel as Melinda DuChamp)

Do you like funny, sexy, paranormal romance?

This story is for you!

Set in Robyn Petermanís Magic and Mayhem world, The Seven Year Witch features everything you're looking for:
A plucky, determined heroine searching for love!
A hot, wish-he-was-yours Mr. Right!
A wacky cast of hilarious supporting characters!
A billionaire with a spanking paddle!
Okay, that last one isn't true. But the others are!

Written by bestselling erotica author Melinda DuChamp, The Seven Year Witch is guaranteed to make you laugh and turn you on. So what are you waiting for? Read it!

Insecure. Overweight. Supernatural. Look out New York City, here comes... The Seven Year Witch!

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